So King shows me the new Supergirl action figure, based on the art of Michael Turner. I am not a fan of Turner's art, and I find the comic skeevy as fuck, although I'll allow that it looks real pretty colored. But the dude's tenuous grasp on anatomy has completely eroded and his art is falling down a cliff of WTF.
I think Turner is another one of those artists who makes aspiring artists go "Psst! I could do that." It's a lot of boobs and poufylips and fiddle faddle rendering. Turner doesn't make it look easy, he, like many Image-spawned artists, makes it look like if there's enough foo-foo any number of sins will be overlooked.
I still think the right sculptor, and the right quality control person could've gotten a better sculpt based on Turner's work. I am smacked that the Supergirls that came out late last year were so bad they were recalled (retailers only had to send back heads for credit), and yet this is okay:

Supergirl copyright DC Comics, snarky commentary mine
This figure reminds me of when, in the late 90's, Diamond would underwrite any schmoe's action figure costs, and we got stellar pieces of plastic like Warrior Nun Areala. Imagine someone four hundred years from now looking at some of these toys trying to figure that shit out. Imagine the puzzlement of the foreign factory worker making them.
I think Turner is another one of those artists who makes aspiring artists go "Psst! I could do that." It's a lot of boobs and poufylips and fiddle faddle rendering. Turner doesn't make it look easy, he, like many Image-spawned artists, makes it look like if there's enough foo-foo any number of sins will be overlooked.
I still think the right sculptor, and the right quality control person could've gotten a better sculpt based on Turner's work. I am smacked that the Supergirls that came out late last year were so bad they were recalled (retailers only had to send back heads for credit), and yet this is okay:
Supergirl copyright DC Comics, snarky commentary mine
This figure reminds me of when, in the late 90's, Diamond would underwrite any schmoe's action figure costs, and we got stellar pieces of plastic like Warrior Nun Areala. Imagine someone four hundred years from now looking at some of these toys trying to figure that shit out. Imagine the puzzlement of the foreign factory worker making them.


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No wonder Clark digs human women. Egads.
*sigh*
And this is one of the last things I'm gonna look at before bed??
If I have nightmares, yer gonna hear about it. ;)
Not just a almostnaked!Supergirl. Oh, no. A naughty almostnaked!Supergirl.
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A giraffe with Botox and eyeliner.
OK, in theory, these people have seen human women before, yes? Or are we importing art-droids from Planet Giraffulon? And what's with the malformed torso?
Dang.
I couldn't agree with you more on this one, Lea- she looks like the love child of Plastic Man and Nicole Richie.
You made one teeny mistake on that funny Superman/SG cartoon, though- you drew her anatomy in perspective! ;)
Damn Time-Warner.
oh, and Sister Rosette can kick Areala's scrawny a$$ any day.
That's the face of a meth addict in the final stages. She looks like someone I expect to be at a truck stop in San Bernardino, trading blowjobs to truckers for hits.
Maybe the figure isn't thaaaaat bad.
That image has never failed to bring a smile to my face, regardless of the consumer good in question.
I always liked the animated Supergirl design.
I like the animated Supergirl design, too. Best one of the lot.
Tragically, Diamond didn't underwrite the Warrior Nun action figure line so we can't blame them for those. Oh no, those toys all had to be paid for up front by AP, which meant thousands of bucks going to China for prototypes and figure manufacturing. @_@
Tara Reid looks like an anorexic Tara Reid.
These are truly the End Times.
Nyaaaah.
Whenever I saw a Turner female full-body shot I wanted to squish the body together to make the proportions at least a BIT tollerable.
Could someone tell him that the belly-button to crotch ratio ISN'T that high? That drives me insane not to mention the lets-add-3-more-feet-of-torso or the fact that all his female faces are THE SAME.
But try telling ANY of that to a Turner fanboy and oh no no no! What are you talking about? HE'S SO GREAT! *face palm*
I'm sorry, but I don't care how well known some one is - shit is shit.
And that toy? *shudder* Especially since I just put someone down for a Super Girl figure along with another toy for her god son who collects figures and that *thing* might be what comes in.
We avoided Barbies for a while. Then, she got one, and nothing happened. By nothing, I mean she let Godzilla and Barbie play together and gave them Maori face tats with Bic pens.
I saw a picture of it before, but I had managed to successfully repress it... at least until NOW. So, *thank you* < / sarcasm >.
You know, if forget she's supposed to look human, she could be a freaky lizard being. A *badly designed* lizard being, sure, but at least it'll explain why the abdomen looks prehensile.
I think whoever's in QC at DC needs a one-legged stool, 'cause they're sleepin' on the job.
And someone needs to let Ed Benes know that a woman's waist is not skinnier than her thighs. Gail had a faaaaaaaaaaaaaar superior art partner on Killer Princesses! *PLUG!*