Dan DiDio, when asked by CNN's Jeanne Moos in a piss-taketacular puff piece, "Are we gonna see any steamy Batwoman sex?" "...these are comics for all ages, and that's not really something we do."
Oh, it's Xmas on Saturday. Let's see that again! "...these are comics for all ages..."
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THIS is a comic for all ages:

This IS NOT a Birds of Prey-bashing post, folks.
The BoP pictures were used because they were the most readily available to illustrate Dan DiDio's disingenuous statement "...these are comics for all ages..."
Please note that I compliment both the writing of BoP and the improvement of Benes' work over the series. You might miss that if you don't read all the comments.
*This Canary's not so bad, as much as it's excessively stupid, and OF COURSE the frame on the screen is a high kick. Maybe they put casts over fishnets in Benes' culture, the same way they apparently have a different view of sex--that "different view" being the excuse given for EB's butttacular BoP art that made it impossible for me to read it beyond scripts.
Oh, it's Xmas on Saturday. Let's see that again! "...these are comics for all ages..."
THIS is a comic for all ages:
This IS NOT a Birds of Prey-bashing post, folks.
The BoP pictures were used because they were the most readily available to illustrate Dan DiDio's disingenuous statement "...these are comics for all ages..."
Please note that I compliment both the writing of BoP and the improvement of Benes' work over the series. You might miss that if you don't read all the comments.
*This Canary's not so bad, as much as it's excessively stupid, and OF COURSE the frame on the screen is a high kick. Maybe they put casts over fishnets in Benes' culture, the same way they apparently have a different view of sex--that "different view" being the excuse given for EB's butttacular BoP art that made it impossible for me to read it beyond scripts.


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What, she just happened to bring an extra pair to the ER with her?
"Oh hawt, femmy doctor, would you please slip these on me first. *pout*"
To quote John Rogers, I'm calling shenanigans.
And over her leather glove. Benes, may you trip over your porn collection, break your fucking hands and never darken our comics door again.
What? Hot sexy scantily clad lesbians under-represented in comics? O_O Honestly it sounds like fanservice disguised as diversity to me.
Hot lesbian sex may be a no-no, but a graphic depiction of Black Adam poking someone's eyeballs though the back of their head is acceptable, though.
Produce a line that ranges from Keroro Gunso to Paradise Kiss and I'll take you seriously when you say "for all ages."
The first image is Black Canary, Huntress and...who? Barbara Gordon? I thought she was a paraplegic. And why is she resting her foot on Huntress' left breast?
This lesbian Batwoman stuff kinda trips me out since I didn't even know she still exists. It's made for some amusing reading over at the TCJ board.
Oooooh, TCJ board! *away to look*
That made me laugh. And made me go look for this pic:
"Back off or the tit gets it! I MEAN IT!"
a) "Ooooh. I want those boots."
b) "Ooooh! They've got her in grippy, well-treaded flats! About time!"
c) "...aw, crap, quim."
But claiming that these particular comics with this oh-so revealing artstyle is "for all ages" is like saying that alcohol is "for all ages." It just doesn't work. I'm all for different types of comics with varying stories and artstyles, but not every comic out there is "for all ages."
I've always had a problem with the way people draw others when doing mid-air kicks. I'm a martial artist and your legs do NOT bend that way when doing sidekicks and flying kicks. Not to mention it's better, I believe, to focus on the center around the belly or chest of the person when drawing them and instead alot of times using the crotch as the focus point.
I want to have my undies clingy to my rump like that, and not what it would actually do which is ride up the middle. I bet she uses that bikini glue or double stick tape to keep her undies in that just right spot while she sucks on her finger.
If I were a superheroine in boy-pants, I'd be ALL about the sports stickum goalies use to help improve their grip, which is also used by beauty pageant contestants to keep their bottoms and tops in place. (As is doubled-sided tape.)
Or, you know, wear something practical.
It's not like this was *Danger Girl* or some other series that's meant to be deliberately cheesecake and silly. These were fairly serious stories and intelligently written, but I just couldn't get past how many panels had the main focus of "Huntress's boy-shorts."
But parents do get upset over the stupidest stuff. Young Avengers upset parents and they wrote in letters to Marvel. People are dumb. Really dumb.
Our priorities are amazing. The news reports about mine safety accidents and the lack of regulations for mine workers and nothing in the House has been done about it. But one freaking boob from a wordrobe malfunction appears on national television and we've all sorts of committee hearings and new regulations got passed in record time.
Batwoman's other secret identity turns heads... still no cure for HIV.
1) with a cast over that leather glove for a few weeks that hand is going to be RANK. STINKY HAND CANARY! It'll be her new super power.
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2) the obvious casts over fishnets thing. Pat decided that those are not actual fishnet tights, but a fishnet pattern that Canary has gotten tattooed on her legs, so she never has to worry about runs or holes. Or, you know, that pattern that fishnet tights impress into your flesh after you wear them for more than an hour.
The only good thing I can say about the Benes art is that at least he is drawing women with actual hips and ass, as opposed to the scary post-op transexuals with giant silicone boobies and man-ass that most superhero artists seem to draw. But still, why does a comic about cool, smart heroines have to be all about the booty? Puh-leeze.
Though perhaps my viewpoint is from afar, being male, I certainly think being black has greatly to do with how awful I think many black characters are written/utilized in mainstream (or well, most all streams) of comics.
However, mainstream comics have long made the leap from stories for kids, to moving more towards later adolscents. Be it by trying to be "gritty" and "real" (to concepts I always figured I was trying to escape by use of a comic), or generally by having sexual under/over/aroundtones that range from subtle to rather overt. (I mean they did manage to let Superboy "get some" before he died, which really isn't something for the Spongebob crowd. I wasn't as offended as some, or really not so much, but I really don't think comics impact the way people behave all that much with their rediculousness, but perhaps I give people too much credit.)
Super Friends, now with Benefits